February 2011
Maya, I think you need to meet Jay.
He’s is the shit. I have more in common with him than anybody, except Taylor.
YOU HAVE TO.
Baskets.
Me: Ugh, I love chinese food, it's like sex in a basket.
Jay: I wouldn't recommend sex in a basket, I got splinters in my ass.
Jay: Worst easter ever.
Holy shit, can it be mid February yet?
JAY IS COMING BACK AT THAT TIME :D
I haven’t partied with him yet, so we’ve made plans to get drunk and stoned as hell and do crazy shit and I’ll take pictures and whatnot.
And I’ll try not to puke, cuz I like to keep up and it’s gonna be only guys and all that.
And the best part is, there’s no chance of me accidentally fucking someone cuz I’ll most...
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“A living dog is better than a dead lion. Shall a man go and hang himself because...”
– Henry David Thoreau
Oh yeah, about the quote about people repeating...
Just saying, this recession is the EXACT same thing that happened in the great depression.
Like really, is everyone so dumb that they couldn’t see this coming? It’s ridiculous.
And you know why they didn’t see it coming?
BECAUSE NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION IN FUCKING HISTORY CLASS. WE HAVE SCHOOL FOR A REASON ASSHOLES.
Maybe if we all actually learn something, this generation...
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
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“Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”
– Shit, I forget who said this. I heard it from my dad first though.
Jay just said the best thing ever, and then he...
First he was like, “I’m doing science, don’t tell my mom.”
And I couldn’t figure out what he was talking about. And then he was like, “I’m putting chemicals in my body, so I just tell people I’m doing science.”
And then I was like, “Omg that’s so smart. Why do you even talk to me? I’m dumb as a rock haha.”
And then he...
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“People are so judgmental because it’s the only way for them to feel good...”
– My mommy (: This lady knows shit, don’t hate.
It's funny, because I have like, so many mormons...
Just waitin’ for the mormon hate to roll in from people I knew in 3rd grade haha.
youarenowlisteningtoo asked: I was just about to talk to you on fb then you bounced :( So sad
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“I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that...”
– Rebecca West
I always get Bill Gates and Nicolas Cage mixed up.
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION.
WatchI know this happened a while ago but it just interested me. It’s talking about a boy who got bone cancer in high school and they had to amputate his leg, and he had all the normal obstacles of having cancer, plus he used to play soccer and football. They started getting medical marijuana and then the sheriff called the feds on the dispensary. It’s just something that I saw and was just...
Has anybody done seshroulette?
It sounds fun as hell, I dunno why. One of the things I’ll do when my parents stop fondling balls for one minute and get me a webcam.
My favorite movies are (in order): Alice in...
I could watch all of those over and over and never get tired of them. And I would know this because I have.
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WE FINALLY GOT MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL!
Ugh I fucking love that movie. Some don’t like it cuz it doesn’t really have a plot and it’s kinda nonsense, but that’s what I love about it. I remember I was like, 10 when I first saw it and I was just thinking, wow, this is everything I’ve ever wanted in a comedy. It’s all funny and nothing serious :D
Also, if you really think about it, it’s quite...
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YA BETTA CHECK YOSELF 'FORE YA WRECK YOSELF.
Ew Natural Light and Keystone are both disgusting.
My first beer was Keystone Light. And it was warm. DISGUSTING.
Everyone says it’s fine if you’re playing beer pong, but I disagree. Why should you have to drink shitty beer just because it’s a game? I personally don’t chug my beer whenever I’m playing pong, but even if I did you can still taste it.
Anywho, I myself love hefeweizen and if I could I would drink it all...
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“I hate those people who love to tell you money is the root of all that kills....”
– I Will Buy You a New Life -Everclear
My bread box smells like beer.
Stale beer. Ewwww.
And before you ask, my bread box is right next to the computer and I rest my head on it a lot.
January 2011
Losing followers left and right.
Lol bye bitches, good riddance (:
The only reason I'm watching the Oscars is because...
That is literally the ONLY reason.
let's play my Tumblr 20 questions. the next 20...
Do you normally answer dishonestly?